Size Large - see below for more details.
 
Look, sometimes clowns have to go to the gym, and they need something to wear. Just joking! Someone once asked me if my shirt was supposed to look like COVID. *crickets* Ok, it definitely has the look of a beautiful petri dish, but PEOPLE IT’S POLKA DOTS. Have we become so disillusioned that we can no longer see sweet little poky dots? Pink and red clash deliciously, and be careful- people may want to touch this shirt, so be on guard! It’s covered in very textural dots, which you will want to idly play with. It’s almost a little racy-looking. You decide. MAXIMALIST FASHION.
 
This is a thrifted tank top, originally from XXI in size Large. Model (me) wears a medium/large. The materials tag is not there, but I assume it is 100% polyester. Wash cold, tumble dry.
 
Party Savers by Jumbo Jibbles are one of a kind. Each pompom is handmade from cotton flannel. I’m especially proud of this process because it’s clothing you can live with-- wash, dry, repeat. The agitation of your washer and dryer will further fluff up the pompoms. If you see hanging threads, it’s ok to snip them off (I do my best!)