Money can't buy you love, but it can get you a giant pickle body pillow. Snuggly as the inside of a lamb's ear and big enough to make a companionable lump under the covers. Shhhh-- you're already asleep.
 
The plush pickle measures 30 inches long and 10 inches wide, stuffed with non-allergenic polyester fibers. The stuffing is firm enough for the pickle to hold its shape when held upright, but still very squishy and huggable. Small hand-sewn bumps dot the exterior of kelly green fleece for a life-life cucumber look and will be different on each pickle.
Please allow 2-3 weeks for creation.